From Kites to Keffiyehs: the Antisemite's Complete Guide

As we move further into the 21st century, one which is becoming so cognitively distorted to exist in, it feels like living inside the Clockwork Orange, it's important to look at all the antisemitic things we do, every day, and don't realise it. From food, to people, to flowers, the world is a deeply antisemitic place, no wonder jews always feel like perpetual victims, heavily armed with American Empire's most lethal weaponry, they truly are the victims, even fruit is attacking them and their mere existence.

Given my interest in antisemitism, and what it actually is and is not, I have been tracking what has been labelled antisemitic, and finally, with kites, I believe it's time to reveal the full hateful list to the world. For everything I missed, please add in to the comments with a source link, as I am aware that having already listed 548 hateful symbols of antisemitism, I know I will have missed some, and this list must evolve as more things are rightfully branded antisemitic.

This list itself is obviously antisemitic for merely highlighting the things jewish people have called antisemitic, as are you, dear reader, for gazing upon it, and I for compiling. Wednesday afternoons are also antisemitic for allowing it to be publishing on one, breathing is as well because jew haters do it, as is merely existing, because we exist with antisemites. Having an opinion, not having an opinion, changing your mind, staying the same, are all antisemitic, as is oxygen, as too many Palestinians breathe it. The gravity which keeps you from floating off into space is, as it keeps the Palestinians on the ground too. The internet, obviously is, and your silence is complicity in antisemitism.

Please take note, all of the below have been accused of being antisemitic. This may come across as satire, a form of comedy where absurdity is the point, however, this is the reality zionists want us to believe, the twisted version of a delusional reality that makes no sense.

1. Kites

2. Paragliders

3. Stickers

4. Firework shows

5. Dabke

6. Songs

7. Poetry

8. Art

9. Satire

10. Animation

11. Tatreez

12. Palestine flag emojis

13. Handala

14. AI-generated solidarity artwork

15. Watermelon paintings

16. The Olympics

17. FIFA

18. Eurovision

19. Nobel Prize

20. Pulitzer Prize

21. Emmy Awards

22. Grammy Awards

23. Oscars

24. Cannes Film Festival

25. Hummus

26. Falafel

27. Watermelons

28. Al-Aqsa Watermelon

29. Olive trees

30. Olive branches

31. Olives

32. Olive harvesting

33. Poppies

34. The phrase The Global South

35. Keffiyeh

36. The colours of the Palestinian flag worn together

37. Dutch MP forced to change Palestinian flag outfit

38. Keys

39. The map of historic Palestine depicting pre-1948 borders

40. The Nakba

41. Star of David

42. Checkpoints and walls

43. Mentioning Jesus was Palestinian

44. Christmas sermons referencing Bethlehem/Gaza

45. "All Eyes on Rafah"

46. Images of sick children

47. NFTs/digital collectibles

48. Reports on civilian casualties

49. Reports of Al-Ahli Hospital bombing

50. Sexual violence allegations

51. Famine reporting

52. Apartheid comparison

53. Organ harvesting claims

54. Calling Israeli actions a genocide

55. Questioning "evidence" of beheaded babies

56. Reporting on water and electricity being cut off

57. Medical apartheid allegations

58. Gaza GenoLIE initiative

59. AAUP/MESA report

60. NYPD training on antisemitic symbols

61. Nicholas Kristof's New York Times op-ed

62. Images of sick children

63. UNHRC reports on Gaza

64. UN Special Rapporteur's reports

65. Doctors Without Borders (MSF) reports

66. Human Rights Watch reports

67. Amnesty International reports

68. ICJ's plausible genocide finding

69. Jewish Voice for Peace

70. Jewish Currents

71. Breaking the Silence

72. B'Tselem

73. Physicians for Human Rights-Israel

74. Yesh Din

75. Association of Civil Rights in Israel

76. Haaretz

77. +972 Magazine

78. Democracy Now!

79. The Intercept

80. Electronic Intifada

81. Mondoweiss

82. Middle East Eye

83. Al Jazeera

84. BBC

85. CNN

86. New York Times

87. The Guardian

88. Washington Post

89. NPR

90. PBS

91. Vice News

92. Jacobin

93. The Nation

94. In These Times

95. Common Dreams

96. Truthout

97. CounterPunch

98. World Socialist Web Site

99. Red Pepper

100. Novara Media

101. The Canary

102. Morning Star

103. Socialist Worker

104. International Socialist Review

105. Monthly Review

106. New Left Review

107. UN OCHA

108. UNICEF

109. Palestine Red Crescent Society

110. Palästina e.V.

111. Verso Books

112. Haymarket Books

113. Pluto Press

114. Zed Books

115. Lawrence & Wishart

116. Manifesto Press

117. Bookmarks Publications

118. Resistance Books

119. Ak Press

120. PM Press

121. Autonomedia

122. Semiotext(e)

123. Institute for Palestine Studies

124. MIT Press

125. University of California Press

126. Duke University Press

127. Columbia University Press

128. NYU Press

129. Harvard University Press

130. Princeton University Press

131. Yale University Press

132. Stanford University Press

133. University of Chicago Press

134. University of Minnesota Press

135. University of Wisconsin Press

136. University of Illinois Press

137. University of Michigan Press

138. University of North Carolina Press

139. University of Virginia Press

140. University of Texas Press

141. Rutgers University Press

142. Temple University Press

143. Tufts University

144. SOAS University of London

145. Birzeit University

146. Al-Quds University

147. Islamic University of Gaza

148. Princeton University course Gender, Reproduction and Genocide

149. Roger Waters

150. Desmond Tutu

151. Jimmy Dore

152. Ken Livingstone

153. Cindy Sheehan

154. Jeremy Corbyn

155. Mark Ruffalo

156. Ms. Rachel

157. Tucker Carlson

158. Norman Finkelstein

159. Francesca Albanese

160. Greta Thunberg

161. Bella Hadid

162. Gigi Hadid

163. Susan Sarandon

164. John Cusack

165. Cynthia Nixon

166. Joaquin Phoenix

167. Rooney Mara

168. Jonathan Glazer

169. Dua Lipa

170. Halsey

171. Juliette Binoche

172. Emma Thompson

173. Dustin Hoffman

174. Max Blumenthal

175. Glenn Greenwald

176. Motaz Azaiza

177. Plestia Alaqad

178. IShowSpeed

179. Candace Owens

180. Zohran Mamdani

181. Judge Desmond Fagan

182. Pope Francis

183. Jimmy Carter

184. Alice Walker

185. Amiri Baraka

186. Gilad Atzmon

187. Miko Peled

188. Jeff Halper

189. Amira Hass

190. Gideon Levy

191. Philip Proudfoot

192. Mahmoud Khalil

193. Rumeysa Ozturk

194. Abbas Hamze

195. Rima Hassan

196. Micheál Martin

197. Iqbal Mohamed MP

198. Nadera Shalhoub-Kevorkian

199. Gary Linekar

200. Imam leading prayers in a church

201. Rashida Tlaib

202. Ilhan Omar

203. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

204. Judith Butler

205. Angela Davis

206. Ken Loach

207. Masha Gessen

208. Noam Chomsky

Organisations, laws & movements

209. BDS

210. Pallywood

211. UNRWA

212. Hamas

213. Protests outside Israeli embassies

214. Moment of silence for Palestinian dead at public events

215. Pro-Palestinian content on TikTok

216. Student divestment resolutions at universities

217. Palestine solidarity protests at universities

218. University encampments

219. Criticism of Benjamin Netanyahu (Mileikowsky)

220. Depictions of Mileikowsky as a dictator/cartoon caricatures

221. Criticism of IOF

222. Criticism of illegal settlements

223. Criticism of IOF illegal tactics

224. Criticism of international law breaching IOF doctrine

225. Criticism of IOF terrorist commanders

226. Criticism of the Israeli economy

227. Criticism of Israeli technology companies

228. Criticism of Israeli agricultural policies

229. Criticism of Israeli water policies

230. Criticism of Israeli energy policies

231. Criticism of Israeli tourism policies

232. Criticism of Israeli education policies

233. Criticism of Israeli healthcare policies

234. Criticism of Israeli housing policies

235. Criticism of the IHRA definition

236. Criticism of AIPAC

237. "Reductio ad Hitlerum" accusations

238. Oxfam

239. French law, the Gayssot Act

240. American Muslims for Palestine

241. The Yadan bill in France

242. Paramount-Warner Bros. merger controversy

243. Israelis are allergic to trees memes

244. Good Jew/Bad Jew framing

245. Yemeni Houthi slogan

246. A mistranslated Arabic phrase

247. Lab-grown diamond company fraud allegations tied to Israeli diamond trade

248. From the River to the Sea

249. No to Zionist Racism sign

250. Fuck Israel graffiti

251. Israel is a Terrorist State

252. Zionist Lobby

253. Jewish Supremacy

254. Zogchow / Goyslop

255. Globalize the intifada

256. Zionism is fascism

257. Death to Israel

258. Free Gaza

259. Free Palestine

260. Intifada chant

261. End the occupation

262. Calling Israel a pariah state

263. Israeli apartheid analysis

264. Calling for a one-state solution

265. Calling for the return of Palestinian refugees

266. Support for the Palestinian right of return

267. Justice for Palestine

268. Occupied territories

269. 1967 borders

270. Israel is a settler-colonial state analysis

271. Israeli occupation

272. Gaza blockade

273. Israeli war crimes

274. Crimes against humanity (in relation to Israel)

275. Collective punishment (in relation to Gaza)

276. Disproportionate force

277. Targeting civilians

278. Indiscriminate bombing

279. Destruction of Gaza

280. Humanitarian crisis in Gaza

281. Famine in Gaza

282. Lack of medical care in Gaza

283. Attacks on hospitals in Gaza

284. Attacks on schools in Gaza

285. Attacks on journalists in Gaza

286. Attacks on aid workers in Gaza

287. Destruction of cultural heritage

288. Israel's right to exist (questioning it)

289. Two-state solution (criticism of)

290. Palestinian statehood (support for)

291. Palestinian resistance (support for)

292. Zionist colonialism

293. Zionist apartheid

294. Zionist occupation

295. Zionist regime

296. Zionist state

297. Israeli settler colonialism

298. Israeli ethnic cleansing

299. Israeli genocide

300. Israeli apartheid state

301. Israeli occupation of Palestine

302. Israeli siege of Gaza

303. Israeli blockade of Gaza

304. Israeli bombing of civilians

305. Israeli destruction of homes

306. Israeli killing of children

307. Israeli killing of women

308. Israeli killing of journalists

309. Israeli killing of medics

310. Israeli killing of aid workers

311. Israeli killing of UN workers

312. Israeli killing of children in Gaza

313. Israeli killing of women in Gaza

314. Israeli killing of journalists in Gaza

315. Israeli killing of medics in Gaza

316. Israeli killing of aid workers in Gaza

317. Israeli war on Gaza

318. Israeli assault on Gaza

319. Israeli invasion of Gaza

320. Israeli ground offensive

321. Israeli airstrikes on Gaza

322. Israeli artillery shelling

323. Israeli naval blockade

324. Israeli use of white phosphorus

325. Israeli use of banned weapons

326. Israeli violations of international law

327. Israeli violations of human rights

328. Israeli violations of Geneva Conventions

329. Israeli violations of UN resolutions

330. Israeli violations of ICC rulings

331. Israeli violations of ICJ rulings

332. Israeli violations of international humanitarian law

333. Israeli violations of international human rights law

334. Israeli violations of the Fourth Geneva Convention

335. Israeli violations of the Rome Statute

336. Israeli violations of the UN Charter

337. Israeli violations of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights

338. Israeli violations of the Convention on the Rights of the Child

339. Israeli violations of the Convention Against Torture

340. Israeli violations of the Genocide Convention

341. Israeli violations of the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Racial Discrimination

342. Israeli violations of the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women

343. Israeli apartheid system

344. Israeli colonial project

345. Israeli land theft

346. Israeli property destruction

347. Israeli forced displacement

348. Israeli forced evictions

349. Israeli home demolitions

350. Israeli settlement expansion

351. Israeli land confiscation

352. Israeli resource theft

353. Israeli water theft

354. Israeli agricultural theft

355. Israeli fossil fuel extraction

356. Israeli dead zone

357. Israeli ecological destruction

358. Israeli military occupation

359. Israeli colonial occupation

360. Israeli settler occupation

361. Israeli military rule

362. Israeli military dictatorship

363. Israeli military junta

364. Israeli military regime

365. Israeli military state

366. Israeli security state

367. Israeli surveillance state

368. Israeli police state

369. Israeli garrison state

370. Israeli fortress state

371. Israeli prison state

372. Israeli concentration camp

373. Israeli ghetto

374. Israeli Bantustan

375. Israeli reservation

376. Israeli colony

377. Israeli settlement colony

378. Israeli prison

379. Israeli detention centre

380. Israeli interrogation centre

381. Israeli torture centre

382. Israeli abuse centre

383. Israeli rape centre

384. Israeli sexual assault centre

385. Israeli child killers

386. Israeli baby killers

387. Israeli land grab

388. Israeli annexation

389. Israeli war on hospitals

390. Israeli war on schools

391. Israeli war on journalists

392. Israeli war on aid workers

393. Israeli war on children

394. Israeli war on women

395. Israelization of antisemitism

396. Anti-zionism is the "New Antisemitism"

397. Antisemitic trope of dual loyalty

398. Venice Biennale

399. Documenta

400. London Art Exhibition

401. Whitney Biennial

402. São Paulo Art Biennial

403. Sydney Biennale

404. Istanbul Biennial

405. Gwangju Biennale

406. Lyon Biennale

407. Liverpool Biennial

408. Manifesta

409. Havana Biennial

410. Sharjah Biennial

411. Guangzhou Triennial

412. Auckland Triennial

413. Singapore Biennale

414. Kochi-Muziris Biennale

415. Karachi Biennale

416. Lahore Biennale

417. Dhaka Art Summit

418. Katmandu Triennale

419. Colombo Art Biennale

420. Yangon Biennale

421. Phnom Penh Biennale

422. Vientiane Biennale

423. Ulaanbaatar Biennale

424. Astana Biennale

425. Tashkent Biennale

426. Bishkek Biennale

427. Dushanbe Biennale

428. Ashgabat Biennale

429. Baku Biennale

430. Yerevan Biennale

431. Tbilisi Biennale

432. Batumi Biennale

433. Sofia Biennale

434. Bucharest Biennale

435. Belgrade Biennale

436. Zagreb Biennale

437. Ljubljana Biennale

438. Sarajevo Biennale

439. Skopje Biennale

440. Tirana Biennale

441. Pristina Biennale

442. Podgorica Biennale

443. Banja Luka Biennale

444. Mostar Biennale

445. Dubrovnik Biennale

446. Split Biennale

447. Rijeka Biennale

448. Osijek Biennale

449. Zadar Biennale

450. Šibenik Biennale

451. Pula Biennale

452. Rovinj Biennale

453. Poreč Biennale

454. Umag Biennale

455. Buje Biennale

456. Novigrad Biennale

457. Piran Biennale

458. Portorož Biennale

459. Koper Biennale

460. Izola Biennale

461. Postojna Biennale

462. Bled Biennale

463. Bohinj Biennale

464. Kranj Biennale

465. Kamnik Biennale

466. Domžale Biennale

467. Trbovlje Biennale

468. Zagorje Biennale

469. Hrastnik Biennale

470. Litija Biennale

471. Grosuplje Biennale

472. Vrhnika Biennale

473. Logatec Biennale

474. Idrija Biennale

475. Cerkno Biennale

476. Tolmin Biennale

477. Bovec Biennale

478. Kobarid Biennale

479. Nova Gorica Biennale

480. Ajdovščina Biennale

481. Vipava Biennale

482. Sežana Biennale

483. Divaca Biennale

484. Ilirska Bistrica Biennale

485. Pivka Biennale

486. Ribnica Biennale

487. Kočevje Biennale

488. Črnomelj Biennale

489. Metlika Biennale

490. Semič Biennale

491. Trebnje Biennale

492. Novo Mesto Biennale

493. Krško Biennale

494. Brežice Biennale

495. Sevnica Biennale

496. Radeče Biennale

497. Laško Biennale

498. Celje Biennale

499. Velenje Biennale

500. Šoštanj Biennale

501. Topolšica Biennale

502. Prevalje Biennale

503. Ravne Biennale

504. Mežica Biennale

505. Črna Biennale

506. Dravograd Biennale

507. Radlje Biennale

508. Muta Biennale

509. Podvelka Biennale

510. Ribnica na Pohorju Biennale

511. Selnica Biennale

512. Lovrenc Biennale

513. Ruše Biennale

514. Maribor Biennale

515. Lenart Biennale

516. Sv. Ana Biennale

517. Kungota Biennale

518. Zavrč Biennale

519. Gorišnica Biennale

520. Markovci Biennale

521. Dornava Biennale

522. Ormož Biennale

523. Središče ob Dravi Biennale

524. Ljutomer Biennale

525. Gornja Radgona Biennale

526. Bad Radkersburg Biennale

527. Murska Sobota Biennale

528. Lendava Biennale

529. Dobrovnik Biennale

530. Hodoš Biennale

531. Šalovci Biennale

532. Moravske Toplice Biennale

533. Tišina Biennale

534. Cankova Biennale

535. Rogašovci Biennale

536. Kuzma Biennale

537. Puconci Biennale

538. Turnišče Biennale

539. Beltinci Biennale

540. Črenšovci Biennale

541. Odranci Biennale

542. Veržej Biennale

543. Križevci Biennale

544. Sveti Jurij ob Ščavnici Biennale

545. Gornji Petrovci Biennale

546. Grad Biennale

547. Kobilje Biennale

548. Velika Polana Biennale

I know I will have missed some, so please provide missing ones in the comments and leave a hyperlink for evidence.

Tikram Aynak.